Read Hon Patrick Obahiagbon has reacted "Akpabio's Pension Bill"

Hon Patrick Obahiagbon has reacted to a contentious bill nicknamed "Akpabio's Pension Bill" that has just been passed into law by the Akwa Ibom State House of Assembly. The bill which seeks to allow for N100 Million every year as medical bill among other demands for past governors was however adjusted to affect some past Deputy Governors.

Hon Patrick Obahiagbon describes this bill as nothing but a Parliamentary onus probandi, that could lead to a Political brouhaha, causing Meticisine statism, Cancaro tribalism, Self abnegation, Spiritual immolation, Legislative quango mango, Egocentric chauvinism, Epileptic Nepotism, Extremophile incongrousity, Animalistic pugnacious higi-haga and Catalyptic parakpoism. READ MORE BELOW



He claims he is still Maniacally bewildered, by this Hocus-pocus pooh pooh, Gymnosophic gyration, Tweedle dum and tweedle dee, simply Overgasted, flabberwhelmed, by this Hullabaloo and paroxysm,Political Mehu-mehu, Legislative rascality and parliamentary gambadoism...He further states that the state's assembly hurriedly passed the bill and for him, It is a terra ferma and not terra incognita. 

Also, once you were ceased of the nuances of parliamentary discourse and discobolus it follows therefore that you cannot succeed as a parliamentarian if you are not cosmopolitan in handling state bills. You must be prepared to immerse yourself in societal dialectics for you to be able to contribute efficaciously in a utilitarian modus.

He said that, assemblymen that don't bathe themselves in the aqua of the political cross currents, are going to be deuced, and will be paralytic in handling such sensitive bills. Sancta Simplicitas.