PASTOR RAISES MAN FROM THE DEAD WITH MOUTH ODOUR

A stunning Miracle has reportedly occurred at Ajegunle, after a famous upcoming pastor did the impossible by bringing a dead man back to life.

Pastor Wisdom Victory, who is famous in Ajegunle for his door to door preaching and his aggressive approach to conversion of sinners, was called to action earlier today to save a man who was convulsing after ingesting rat poison.
However, by the time Pastor Vico (as he's popularly known) got there, the man was dead.
The pastor told everyone to calm down, and he began by praying quietly, then all of a sudden he became very aggressive, almost epileptic, shouting at the corpse saying " "fire….fire …fire…firee…….ha…..ojigbaajagbaa……alingo bolalaaaa…..persona personally baba …personally……bring this man to life …haaaa …fire" right in the face of the dead man, and all of a sudden the dead man moved his nose and shouted "Ha! pastor you wan kill me with mouth odor ni?"
Everyone was too busy to worry about his smelling mouth, as they were all singing praises to God.