How to start your dream business with #1000 in 2017-- Funny abi

Christmas and new year celebration is coming to an end, to some life savings have been spent and to others little is remaining to start the year 2017.
Many have made their new year resolutions and many are yet to do. Many business ideas have spring up in so many people minds in 2017 and many want to expand their empire yet they are face with a monster called FINANCE.

But am here with the good news that finances can not be your obstacle in 2017 for your dreams to be achieved. I bring a solution to your worries with e-cooperative.

With just your #1000 u can climb that mountain, that barrier for your success will be melted away. How do i mean:#1000 is common, can't even buy you a full goat head. SO even if you risk it in e-comparative which you will not loss do not affect your wallet.

TRY THIS AND THANK ME LATER.

E-cooperative is a simple system that enable members raise the money they seek for any business project, make money from their venture, show them ideas on how to manage the money they have made, and of course show them how that money can be multiplied using various financial instruments. There are two sides to e cooperative and you can choose which one you want to be involved in. The first side is the multilevel part of e cooperative. The second side is the business part.
Some of the services that e cooperative renders are – Fundraising through cooperative, Online and offline business development, Internet marketing and training, Online Advertising, Argo-economic ventures, Financial Empowerment services, Hire purchase service, Micro-credit, eCommerce/Online Shopping and Skill Acquisition training.
The e-Cooperative MLM Dimension

It works with a 4 x 4 forced matrix and is very simple to get involved in. It is a transparent, member to member payment scheme or cooperative that enables you raise the money that you need for your business.
What the 4×4 forced matrix means is that you have to invite four persons to join you in e-cooperative. Those four persons have to invite four persons each, making it 16. The 16 persons have to invite 4 persons each summing up to 64. The resultant 64 have to invite 4 persons each, making 256. The matrix is thus – 4, 16, 64 and 256.
LINK TO REGISTER: http://ecooperative.online/register/nelchloe

Meet the Nigerian Man with 97 wives and Over 180 Children (Photo)

Abubakar Masaba says he is healthy and alive

abd721aa88f8af13b100e67f0e55349f62985c921895d1ff89 Bello Abubakar Masaba is an exceptional Nigerian man from Niger State. Masaba is popular because he has 97 wives and about 185 children. In an interview with a foreign newspaper, Masaba disclosed how he continues to write his name into the Guinness Book of Records, as Nigeria's most prolific man, by marrying even more wives.

How does Masaba satisfy his women sexually? The octogenarian ascribed his sexual power to the Unseen God, saying: In his wisdom, God has given me the power and strength to give them the sexual portion they need, he says. If I didn't satisfy them, they would leave.

So far, Masaba's record is unmatched by men in Nigeria. But his prowess in attracting women pales into a distant second to the polygamous record of King Lukengu of the Bakuba tribe in Congo.

Masaba has condemned reports making the rounds in some media that he is dead, saying “it is the work of my detractors.”

The media had rumoured that Masaba, who had worked as a teacher and Imam, died after a brief sickness in Bida, Niger State.

But, the octogenarian, said the rumour was baseless, adding that “I’m neither sick nor dead.”

He added, “My dear, I am very much alive, hale and hearty. The rumour is baseless. It is the work of my detractors because they are envious of what God is using me to do in the lives of the people. I am talking with you live and direct from my house in Bida.

“What I am doing is divine. It is an assignment and I will keep doing it till the end of time. I just want to advise those fighting against me to stop because such people are waging war against God, their Creator.”

Masaba had earlier married 107 women but later divorced 10 of them. Out of his 185 children, only 133 are still alive.

Here is how Los Angeles Times detailed Masaba's story: "He fell in love with his first wife because she was sincere and eager to please. His second wife, a cousin, was irresistible because she did everything he wished and nothing he didn't."

That alone made me love her.�

His third wife won him because she submitted to his every request.

I saw her, I liked her. I went to her parents and asked for her hand in marriage.�

Wife No. 4 was very obedient. So was wife No. 5. Wife No. 6, the same. As were wives 7 and 8 and 9.

Well, by then” it was the late 1980s” things had taken off for Bello Masaba, an Islamic faith healer in this city(Bida) in Niger state. He went from a wedding every few months to one every few weeks. ..

He begins with his family history, almost singing the story of his roots.

After school, he led an ordinary life for 21 years, involved in the clothing business and later working for a sugar company, keeping just two wives. Life was normal until a religious vision in the 1970s, which he says involved a visit from the archangel Gabriel. He fell deeply ill, unable to eat or sleep for days, and all the medicine the doctors gave him only made him worse.

He gave up work and became a traditional faith healer who eschewed medicine. The angel also instructed him to take wife after wife after wife.

I get a revelation from God telling me any woman I'm going to marry. If it wasn't from God, I wouldn't have gone beyond two, he explains in a wispy, singsong voice.

Masaba has to pause to remember the number of children he has: an ever growing figure, with the youngest just 1 month old. He has fathered 185, and 133 are still living. He has acquired an extended family of some 5,000 people, many of whom live in the sprawling compound in the block surrounding his house.

It takes three enormous sacks of rice a day and prodigious quantities of meat and vegetables to feed his enormous clan. He's rich because of the handsome fees paid by those who come to be healed.

Masaba's many marriages underscore the gulf between modern urban Nigeria and traditional rural towns, where women often have few choices Masaba is unyielding in his refusal to seek medical care, even if his wives or children are dying.

When any died, I didn't feel annoyed or upset, he says. I didn't feel anything because it's God who gave them to me and it's God who takes them away.

But when a child becomes ill, that can try a mother's obedience.

I told them not to go to hospital, Masaba says. They must report to me and pray. Some of my wives don't have that confidence. They would take them to hospital behind my back. If anyone goes behind my back, the child will develop a swelling in the body and will eventually die.�

Some of the wives, wearing bright costumes of pink and blue, gold and yellow, meet visitors to the house in a white-tiled entry room, chorusing hellos. Others, surrounded by a clutch of children, cascade down a wooden staircase and peer curiously around a door.

As Masaba talks, they are hidden within, listening to the squawking speakers, as the delicate question is finally posed. With so many wives, how does he meet their romantic needs?

He smiles. Everyone asks him that.

In his wisdom, God has given me the power and strength to give them the sexual portion they need, he says. If I didn't satisfy them, they would leave.

Then he stands up, and his aides rush to him, putting his white shoes on his feet and arranging his white costume. abd721aa88f8af13b100e67f0e55349f62985c921895d1ff89

Wow! You Won't Believe What This Couple Was Caught Doing Publicly on Their Wedding Day (Photos)

The couple walking to their wedding

 

A Ugandan couple chose to have the simplest ceremoney on their wedding day recently. In fact, they were caught on camera walking half a kilometer to the venue of the wedding.

 

The entire ceremony was reported to have cost them just 300,000UGX (about N26,441).

 

According to Daily Monitor, the two hail from Saroti area in Eastern Uganda.

 

The bride donning her tailor made simple satin fabric gown walked in high heels with a smile accompanied by family and friends.

 

The groom opted for a simple plain white shirt with a black trouser and black bow tie to complete his look.

 

The two could be seen seated in a village church which had no fancy flowers and petals on the floor.

 

See more photos below:

 

 

Pastor Adeboye commends Fayose’s courage in defending his people

General Overseer of the Redeemed Christian Church of God (RCCG), Pastor E.A. Adeboye, yesterday praised Ekiti State governor Ayo Fayose, for always defending his people and the common man in the country. Pastor Adeboye said this during his visit to the state for his church's annual 'Let's Go A Fishing" programme.

Speaking at a welcome ceremony, Adeboye said

"We thank God for your life sir. We thank God for your courage, for your boldness, we thank God for your being willing to take risks so that your people can be protected. You have been a governor who knows when to say enough is enough in defense of his people. And I'm sure you know what I'm talking about and am sure the world knows. I don't want to say more than that but be assured that we are praying for you and you will succeed in Jesus name."

Adeboye urged other governors to stand up in defense of their people.

"We wish all other governors who stand for their people defend their people and know when to say enough is enough success and we thank God for their life."he said

Governor Fayose who said he had woken up very early enough to receive the Adeboye, said he was sure all Ekiti people are blessed with his coming.

"I know what it is for you to go round . And we pray that the almighty will continue to be with you as you transverse the length and breadth of the world spreading the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ. We have longed and waited for your coming. We appreciate your coming because we know what it means. You have been an inspiration to so many and are indeed We need prayers that the Lord would make our year 2017 a meaningful one. We believe in God We believe in you. The Bible says if we believe in the Prophet. We will have the benefits of the prophet and the benefits of God."

Revealing that Ado-Ekiti remain his home as his grandmother had hailed from the town, Pastor Adeboye explained to the Ewi of Ado that he could not resist his invitation to call at the palace even though his schedules were tight. He therefore promised to specially visit the monarch someday, saying:

"Kabiyesi, this is my home as my grand mother hailed from here. Many have been waiting for me in all parts of the state and I have to visit all of them, that is why I haven't been coming. But I promise to specially visit you someday."

Christmas Robbery: See What Angry Mob Did to a Suspected Lagos Thief Caught in Abuja (Photos+Video)

The robber caught and tied

 

According to an Abuja-based lady @boosayur, a suspected thief all the way from Lagos was caught in the federal capital territory by residents of city when he was stealing a car.

 

"Holy shii 🙈🙈🙈 my first video on Ig Armed robbers live in my area 😰😰 all the way from lagos he came to abuja to steal vehicles 😡😡 @instablog9ja @ajibolatheblogger #festive season robbery# be at alert 🚨," the poster captioned the video clip.

 

 

As at the time of filing this report, it was not ascertained if the mob lynched him or handed him over to security authorities.

 

Watch the video below;

 

Wow! See What this Crazy Girl Has Been Doing with Her Heavy Bum Bum on Social Media (Photos)

 

 

Mimi the Illest is one of the emerging social media celebrities building a followership of over 70,000 people within a short period of time.

 

She has released a new set of bikini photos that have elicited flirtatious comments from followers.

 

She is also a grounded fitness trainer who is skilled at twisting her body into mind-boggling positions and shapes.

 

Mimi will be facing so much competition from her country mates in the same line of trade like Vera Sidika, Corazon Kwamboka, Huddah Monroe and others in the social circle.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

One of these ladies has got people talking... about her bum

The beautiful lady on the right was one of the bridesmaid at a friend's wedding on Saturday but many have forgotten about the bribe and her wedding and their focus is on this lady with big ikebe, even some fellow ladies are talking about her 'back load'.

When they are not talking about big boobs they are trending big bum. Social media children...lol.

Lagos Pastor Causes a Stir After Storming the Streets in His Range Rover to Preach the Gospel (Photos)

Rev Ben Eragbai and his Range Rover

 

This is Rev Ben Eragbai, the pastor of the Divine Appointment Ministry in Lagos State.

 

The pastor is known for his philanthropic activities across the state,  and urge to help people.

 

He is also known for his success in the removal lot of bad boys from the street of Lagos some of whom are now members of the church and some even Pastors.

 

Recently the man hit the streets, with his Range Rover to preach.

 

His decision to preach inside his range rover has however infuriated many observers who claim he did it to show off and intimidate people.

 

Below are more photos from the event:

 

 

Wedding scattered after Bride's ex leaks pics of her giving him *Head* at her wedding (video)

Wedding scattered, fight broke out. According King Savage who shared the clips, it all played out at a wedding reception after the bride's bitter ex shared photos of her giving him a Mouth Action to the tables through an insider, leading to commotion.

A WhatsApp chat the guy who shared the clips online had with his friend who saw it all happen, indicates that the bride's ex was angry with the lady for leaving him for another man. 

Bride's brother thought it's one of the groomsmen who leaked it, that was how fight broke out. Smh!

WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?

To think that these are not little kids but mature girls that are fully 'developed'...abeg I can't fit laugh.

TRAGEDY: Family of Seven Killed in Ghastly Motor Accident

I don't know if I should say this is the deadliest Christmas period I've witnessed...too many deaths.

Just hours to the Yuletide, a family of seven have been reportedly killed in a ghastly motor accident at Taraku within Gwer local government area of Benue state.

An eyewitness said that the victims were being driven in their Toyota car by their father, identified as Mr. Vangeryina Agbose when the accident occurred. He said, “the occupants of the ill fated vehicle were said to be coming from a family farm when the accident occurred.”

He told Vanguard that, “the car which had the man, his wife and five children including a one year old baby were driving from the Taraku Oil Mill road and on reaching the T-Junction he suddenly negotiated into the major highway probably without taking notice of the oncoming Toyota Picnic.

“The entire family members were instantly crushed to death, even their mother and the one year old baby who survived the tragedy later died before getting to the hospital.

“The accident created so much tension in the entire Taraku leading to aggrieved youths taking over the major road and the entire community in protest. 

“It took the intervention of law enforcement agency and people of good will who pleaded with the irate youths to allow peace reign.

70-year-old Minister Marries His 23-year-old Lover (Photo+Video)

Mathema and Nare digging it on the dancefloor

A video clip showing a Zimbabwean minister, 70, dancing after he married his 23-year-old lover has gone viral on social media.

According to New Zimbabwe, the Matebeleland North Provincial Governor, Cain Mathema wedded his youthful wife Bathabetsoe Nare at a colourful wedding in Bulawayo.

Nare, a former Midlands State University student graduated in November this year.

Mathema could be seen in the video dancing in a jovial mood with his wife.

Mathema reportedly left his first wife for a house helper, whom he married customarily in 2009. The maid was only 20-years-old at the time. He later left her for Nare after her met her while she was on attachment at a government complex in Bulawayo in 2014.

Mathema joins a list of President Robert Mugabe’s top officials who left their wives to wed youthful women, the report said.

Watch video below:

Funke Akindele Bello and her man...(photos)

This was at the Headies...so cute!

Serious Commotion as Policeman Attached to Zenith Bank Kills Colleague in Zaria

*Photo used for illustrative purpose*

 

A mobile policeman attached to Zenith Bank, Zaria, on Friday killed his colleague attached to the same bank following disagreement over monthly stipends being given them by the bank.

 

The News Agency of Nigeria (NAN) reports that quarrel between the policemen, Mathew Joshua, corporal and Aliyu Kamilu, sergeant, ensued following discovery that the sergeant had been short-changing the corporal.

 

When Joshua confronted Kamilu on the issue, they started shouting at each other and “the corporal, who is holding-on to his rifle shot at the sergeant in his stomach.

“After shooting the sergeant, Josua started shouting and shooting sporadically, which eventually led to the killing of a university student,” an eye witness told NAN.

 

The eye witness  said that four customers of the bank also sustained bullet wounds.

 

“When the report of the incident reached their command in Zaria, a team of policemen was immediately mobilised to the area.

“The policemen met their colleague with two rifles. They had no option than to systematically take position.

“One of them succeeded in shooting Joshua on the leg, which gave people around the opportunity to descend on him with stones.”

 

He said Joshua, the corpses of Kamilu and the student were rushed to Ahmadu Bello University Teaching Hospital (ABUTH), Shika, Zaria.

 

A NAN correspondent who visited ABUTH reports that the hospital authority also confirmed the death of the student and Kamilu.

 

A source at the Police Area Command, Zaria, also confirmed the death of Joshua at ABUTH.

“The Nigeria Police has no case because the two policemen gave-up the ghost.

“Information coming to us now is that the affected policemen have died, therefore, we have no case.”

 

When contacted, the Police Public Relations Officer, Police Command, Kaduna, DSP Aliyu Usman, confirmed the incident.

 

He, however, said that he was yet to get details on the matter.

Donald Trump and Tiger Woods seen playing Golf

Tiger seems to be enjoying his 'Mac Daddy Santa' moustache, lol.

Photo: Young woman playing with snake at the wedding fatiha of Emir of Kano's daughter

Two young women were spotted entertaining guests while playing with snakes at the wedding Fatiha of Emir of Kano, Muhammad Sanusi II's daughter. Another photo after the cut..

Face Off: Tekno Miles vs Kiss Daniel

Face Off is where your favourite acts go head to head in a mash up to shape up. On Face Off we make the argument that two crocs, no matter how bad, cannot ply the same waters at the same level. The winds were heavy all day and we felt there could be foreword from the anthills. We were right. The drums sounded and the oracle dropped a surprise.


The assembly of the gods would summon the future for today. It is TeknoMiles vs Kiss Daniel, and we have no argument against the edict of the divinations. Again, the Chief Priest would get to work with 5 criteria: pen cred, wiki tales, micskillz top bite, floetry and, last but not the least (on the contrary, as a matter of fact), tube view.

Omg : See What They Did To This Guy For Stealing A Phone In Warri

A young Nigerian young man identified as Kosi almost lost his life today after he was caught with a Nokia torchlight phone he allegedly stole from a young lady.
This incident happened in one of the local streets in Warri, Nigeria. According to reports, Kosi forcefully collected the phone from the young lady and immediately ran away. The young lady who never hesitated started screaming “Thief, Thief” and this drew the attention of others nearby.
After few minutes of pursuit, Kosi was caught and he received the beating of his life. He was later handed over the the police. See photos below..

One dead, several injured as truck ploughs into traders in Igando

One life was lost and several others sustained injuries after a truck owned by Pepsi veered off the road into the midst of a number of roadside traders. Properties and wares belonging to the market were also destroyed and the contents of the truck were not spared in the damage.

This sad incident occurred today, Friday, at Igando, Lagos state. May the soul of the departed rest in peace. More photos after the cut.

Adorable photos of Femi Fani Kayode's son

Aragorn Fani-Kayode adorable in new photos...see more photos after the cut...